Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!.Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!.On this date friend, you might ache a little more.Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!.You would know! Make birthday cakes, not war. Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them.Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!.Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!.If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!.Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!.Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old! Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine.Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!.Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!.When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!.